I salute you
Although the lawyer is superficially Phoenix Rights, he also seems to be very much Jack Thompson. Thanks for the parody, because that douche is inexplicably obsessed with bringing down the gaming industry and banning all M-rated games. His hatred goes beyond all reason to the point where whenever there is some act of violence by a minor, he automatically uses it to flaunt his theory on game related violence, even though he's been proved wrong several times. For a full account of his dickishness, visit Wikipedia or something to that effect.